Ranty Friday…

So i discovered a new RAWR linky…as dear so and so is no more. I’ve sat down right here at Ranty Friday with MummyBarrow…

1. Dear dog walkers of this town that we call home for now. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD…how hard is it to PICK UP your dog’s crap! You just don’t deserve a dog. Seriously…i think ‘mind the dog poo’ featured in all of my kids first words. Drives me close to distraction. The school run is stressful enough.

2. Facebook (bragbook) friends who are ‘friends’ on facebook and then are rude in real life…..so. not. cool. Unfriend girlfriend *flicks wrists*

3. Dear driver with heavy left foot…i can’t even begin to say how much trouble you have caused us with your foolish driving. A no- fault claim sadly doesn’t mean no damage and im not talking about to the car. My son tells me i should forgive you….hmmmmmmmmmm…..

4. Dear Michael Gove…this is for my over-worked, stressed and stupidly underpaid, conscientious OH who happens to be a teacher…who whilst trying to teach a generation that aspires to ‘just get on the telly’ is now finding out that he has to jump through a hundred different hoops to even maintain his job!

5. Dear Old ladies who like to tutt and suck in their breath when walking past me whilst noticing that my LO’s are not wearing gloves in this cold weather…uh huh…yeah…Please get your sweet little blue rinse selves to my house in the morning and the fight IS ALL YOURS!!!

6. Dear snow and ice. Yes you are pretty ‘n all and cute and oh isn’t it lovely seeing all the instagrammed pics of cute snow folk in the garden. But now is the time to depart. We are, sadly, not in an alpine region nor do we have the wonderful ‘snowplough round the corner’ resources of our Canadian friends. So there will be no skiing frolics or easy commuting through feet of snow. Please get going and let us limp towards spring.

7. Dear college work, hanging over my head again for what seems like the gazillionth time in my life….just give me a minute to fire up the enthusiasm…wait…..hang on…nope..nothin’

 

8. Dear little black dog that resides with us…i am sorry…no really that you had to ‘loose’ a certain part of you but as you are ‘recovering’ you appear to be a bit whiffy….and a shower is out so stand by for frebreeze 🙂

9. Dear scarily lucky people. Look happy.

that.is.all