Dear so and so…..

Dear half term holiday,

so far you haven’t really gone to plan. not so happy about that, going with the flow is good but you know there is only so much free-wheeling we can do avec les enfants,

needing to sort this out.

Sx

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Dear weather,

a. see above statement you have a LOT to do with that

b. I am seriously NOT impressed that it is June and im contemplating flicking the heating back on.

yours boringly,

Sx

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Dear chicken pox,

ugh! you suck,

sleepless mother,

Sx

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Dear OH,

You have some serious skills..fixing the dishwasher, ah what would i do without you,

lovingly,

Sx

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Dear Maj,

Even i, not a royalist, was impressed that you managed to stand for 3 hours on a boat in the rain!

should have sent a cutout,

Sx

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Dear smallish child of mine,

a bit of hair styling with scissors is never a good idea.

looks like you are going to get a fringe,

Sx

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Dear children,

whilst on the subject of hair, im thinking should we get your shaggy heads sorted first or the dog who can hardly see through his eyebrows now!

sadly neglecting hair management,

Sx

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